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Illinois Fighting Illini
Sep. 30. Noon.
Champaign, IL.
Record/Rank: 2-10/1-7

2006 Schedule

9/2 E. ILLINOIS
W, 42-17
9/9 at Rutgers
L, 0-33
9/16 SYRACUSE
L, 21-31
9/23 IOWA*
L, 7-24
9/30 at MSU*
W, 23-20
10/7 INDIANA*
L, 32-34
10/14 OHIO
L, 17-20
10/21 at Penn St.*
L, 12-26
10/28 at Wisky*
L, 24-30
11/4 OHIO ST.*
L, 10-17
11/11 PURDUE*
L, 31-42
11/18 at Nwstern*
L, 16-27
HOME GAMES IN BOLD CAPS
* Conference Game
ALL TIMES EASTERN

2005 Schedule (2-9/0-8)

9/3 RUTGERS
W, 33-30 ot
9/10 SAN JOSE ST
W, 40-19
9/17 at Cal
L, 20-35
9/24 MSU*
L, 14-61
10/1 at Iowa*
L, 7-35
10/8 at Indiana*
L, 13-36
10/22 PENN ST.*
L, 10-63
10/29 WISKY*
L, 24-41
11/5 at Ohio St*
L, 2-40
11/12 at Purdue*
L, 3-37
11/19 NWSTRN*
L, 21-38
HOME GAMES IN BOLD CAPS
* Conference Game
ALL TIMES EASTERN

2004 Results (3-8/1-7)

- FLA A&M
W, 52-13
- UCLA
L, 17-35
- W MICH
W, 30-27
- PURDUE*
L, 30-38
- at Wisconsin*
L, 7-24
- at MSU*
L, 25-38
- MICHIGAN*
L, 19-30
- at Minny*
L, 0-45
- IOWA*
L, 13-23
- INDIANA*
W, 26-22
- at N'wstrn*
L, 21-28
(ot)
HOME GAMES IN BOLD CAPS
ALL TIMES EASTERN

Gamebreakers

QB - 15 - Tim Brasic (Sr)
RB - 30 - Pierre Thomas (Sr)
RB - 5 - Rasahrd Mendenhall (So)
WR - 8 - Dajuan Warren (Jr)
WR - 4 - Derrick McPherson (So)
OG - 67 - Matt Maddox (Sr)
PK - 13 - Jason Reda (Jr)
DE - 91 - Derek Walker (So)
DL - 96 - Chris Norwell (Jr)

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Strengths/Weaknesses

OFFENSE: - returning starters
DEFENSE: - returning starters

Rating Scale
(5 = strong, 1 = weak)

POSITION
RATING
OL
3
WR/TE
2
QB
2
RB
3
DL
2
LB
2
DB
2
K/P
3/2
K/P RET
3/3
COACH
2

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History vs. Illini

MSU leads, 23-16-2 (.573)

Year
W/L
MSU
Opp
H/A
1955
W
21
Illinois
7
H
1956
L
13
Illinois
20
A
1957
W
19
Illinois
14
H
1958
L
0
Illinois
16
A
1961
W
34
Illinois
7
H
1962
L
6
Illinois
7
A
1963
L
0
Illinois
13
H
1964
L
0
Illinois
16
A
1965
W
22
Illinois
12
H
1966
W
26
Illinois
10
A
1971
W
10
Illinois
0
H
1972
W
24
Illinois
0
H
1973
L
3
Illinois
6
H
1974
T
21
Illinois
21
A
1975
L
19
Illinois
21
A
1976
W
31
Illinois
23
A
1977
W
49
Illinois
20
H
1978
W
59
Illinois
19
A
1979
W
33
Illinois
16
H
1980
L
17
Illinois
20
A
1981
L
17
Illinois
27
H
1982
L
16
Illinois
23
A
1983
L
10
Illinois
20
H
1984
L
7
Illinois
40
A
1985
L
17
Illinois
30
H
1986
W
29
Illinois
21
A
1987
T
14
Illinois
14
H
1988
W
28
Illinois
21
A
1989
L
10
Illinois
14
H
1990
L
13
Illinois
15
A
1991
W
27
Illinois
24
H
1992
L
10
Illinois
14
A
1995
W
27
Illinois
21
A
1996
W
42
Illinois
14
H
1997
W
27
Illinois
17
A
1998
W
41
Illinois
9
H
1999
W
27
Illinois
10
A
2000
W
14
Illinois
10
H
2003
W
49
Illinois
14
A
2004
W
38
Illinois
25
H
2005
W
61
Illinois
14
A

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The Skinny on the Illini 2006:

Phil Steele: 75th/10th Big Ten
Schedule Strength: 45th
Street & Smiths: 11th Big Ten

Sporting News: 10th Big Ten
Coach: Ron Zook - second year (2-9 at Ill/25-23 overall )
Series: MSU leads 23-16-2
Homefield: Memorial Stadium (69,249)
Website: www.illinois.edu
Factoids: MSU has won nine in a row against the Illini -- the most consecutive wins in the series. The 61 points last year were the most ever scored by either team in the series, although MSU scored 59 back in 1978.
Best Player: OG Matt Maddox, or maybe backup RB Rashard Mendenhall. Maddox is All Big Ten caliber. Mendenhall was a very highly thought of recruit who may get his due early and often as a sophomore in 2006.
Best 2005 win: The 33-30 ot win against Rutgers last year in their season opener actually gave the Orange hope. Boy did that end quick.
Worst 2005 loss: The 61-14 pasting by MSU last year, witnessed by the ES. Anytime you give up over 60 points at home, in a Big Ten game, and your alumni is Red Grange... well, there are thousands of alumni turning in their graves.
2005 key game: The season finale at Northwestern is at best .500 or bust.
2005 biggest pitfall: The Sept. 30 game at Michigan State's homecoming looms as yet another whitewash. Time for a shellacking!
2006 biggest creampuff(s): Well, if you suck so bad you can't beat D1 teams, it is time to schedule down to D1AA or D2. In comes Eastern Illinois. The Illini alumni should be zookified... err, ashamed.
Biggest weakness: Coaching staff. If Ron Zook proved anything last year, it is that he is worse than our clown, John L Smith. Thanks, Zook. OK, maybe the inexperienced linebacking corps. Or, look at the DBs. This is probably the weakest defensive backfield of all returning starters you've ever seen. The Illini return 6-1 CBs Charles Bailey and Allan Ball, 6-1 SS Justin Sanders, and 5-11 Justin Harrision. All were badly out of position vs MSU last year, all were very WEAK with missed tackles, and they just suck as a whole unit.
Biggest strength(s): The Illini offensive line returns intact from a year ago, and you have to think that 5 guys each 300-lbs or heavier with experience have to do something right as a unit. They'll improve and give the overrated Brasic a little more time... to do what, we don't knowi.
Road Trip to Champaign: Jesus, Champaign as a town, well it sucks so bad. Just a shitty party town. But, you can hit the Double-M-Saloon in Onarga on the way. The ES HIGHLY recomends the Double-M...
Illinois famous alums: Thank you to UI alum Jack S. Kilby, who invented the mircrochip. Also, Abe Saperstein (former owner of Harlem Globetrotters), Bob Novak (CNN), Steven Nagel (astronaut), James Brady (press secretary for Regan, noted for Brady Law), George Halas, Jerry Colangelo (owner, Phoenix Suns & AZ Diamondbacks)
Illinois interesting facts: The Illini have the nation's largest Greek-letter community: 53 fraternities and 32 sororities; about 22% of all undergraduates participate.
Illinois humors the ES: You gotta read these regarding Chief Illiniwek: "Foibles of an Indian Team Mascot." Link here: http://www.indignantonline.com/humor/illini.htm

Chance to win: Rating scale. God, it was a beauty travelling to Illinois for the game last year. The ES, his bro, and Big Bob were all LAUGHING in tears in the 100-degree weather as MSU obliterated Illinois. Yelling, "Lets Get Zookified," the ES was just drilling the Illini fans. But, amazingly, all the Illini fans came up and said "hey, nice job, just go kick Michigan's ass next week." We saw THOUSANDS of "Muck Fichigan" t-shirts at the game, you'd have thought they were playing scUM. The Illini HATE Michigan. It's hilarious. Anyhow, it was the last hurrah of the year, but it was gorgeous. The best part was driving back to Chicago, listening to all the Illini alums complain on the air about how Ron Zook was an uninspiring idiot.

Now to this year, Illinois have to travel to MSU. MSU is COUNTING on this win this year, they need it to save JLS' job. Give me a goddam break. Illinois won't lose by 50; maybe they can stay within 25 this year. MSU will ROLL in this game. Not much else to write other than a complete mismatch, a la 2005. Make it MSU 42, Illinois 20.

Projection: Christ, where are the W's? E Illinois, Rutgers, Syracuse, Indiana, and Ohio all give Illinois hope. Rutgers and Syracuse are IFFY, but UI should win at least one of the two. The season ending matchup in Chicago against Northwestern is the swing game to see if they can get to the .500 hump. The ES sez NO, but it's a shot. Give 'em 5-7 for 2006, thanks to a WEAK schedule. Illinois should schedule more D2 schools, or maybe the University of Chicago. If Illinois were D2, they still wouldn't be good enough to host the football playoffs... and they wouldn't be allowed to because of their insensitive mascot. Put it bluntly: Illinois Football SUCKS. Real bad. Let's get Zookified!

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2006 Statistics

MSU OFFENSE ILLINI
154 Points 70
38.5 Points/Game 17.5
     
1907 Total Yards 1358
476.8 Total Yards/Game 339.5
     
1022 Rush Yards 642
255.5 Rush Yds/Game 160.5
167-6.1 Attempts - Avg. 143-4.5
     
885 Pass Yards 716
221.2 Pass Yds/Game 179.0
110-72-4 Att-Comp-Int 114-51-7
65.5% Comp % 44.7%
     
0 Turnover Ratio -5
     
26-211 Penalties - Yds 28-209
     
90 1st Downs 70
22.5 1st Downs/Game 17.5
     
28-53 3rd Down Conv. 24-54
53% 3rd Down % 44%
     
5-6 FG - FGA 0-2
MSU DEFENSE ILLINI
100 Points 105
25.0 Points/Game 26.2
     
1264 Total Yards 1316
316,0 Total Yards/Game 329.0
     
283 Rush Yards 627
70.8 Rush Yds/Game 156.8
101-2.8 Attempts - Avg. 159-3.9
     
981 Pass Yards 689
245.2 Pass Yds/Game 172.2
145-84-4 Att-Comp-Int 92-52-5
57.9% Comp % 56.5%
     
26-211 Penalties - Yds 22-178
     
63 1st Downs 71
15.6 1st Downs/Game 17.8
     
17-55 3rd Down Conv. 23-55
31% 3rd Down % 42%
     
4-5 FG - FGA 5-5

Score by Quarters

Team 1st 2nd 3rd 4th OT Total
ILL 14 21 7 28 0 70
Opp 27 52 20 6 0 105
MSU 34 48 34 38 0 154
Opp 16 28 17 39 0 100

 

 

 

 

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